🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT IN SAN ANTONIO! 🚨 Forget your fiesta tacos 🥳, because the real drama is happening in the world of internet providers! 💻🔥 You thought "dependable internet" was just a meme? 🤡 Think again! The internet providers are fighting like toddlers over a toy - we got fiber plans that hit harder than your morning coffee ☕️ and cable internet that’s about as reliable as your ex showing up at your door unannounced. 😬💔 🎉*LEAKED DEV QUOTE:* “Honestly, who needs fiber? Just pour some hot sauce on that cable and call it a day.” - A confused AT&T intern, probably staring at the wall. 🧠💥 If you’re looking for high-speed vibes while streaming cat videos 💖 and pretending to work from home, these ISPs are the real MVPs of San Antonio! (Or as we call it, SA - Shawty Internet Edition. 🕺) 💰 Stonks up for internet speeds, but let’s be real, nothing’s gonna help you when Netflix buffers in the middle of your binge-watch. This is fine. 🔥🙃 RANKED: 1. Fiber Fire🚀 2. Cable Chaos💀 3. "What's that? Dial-up?" 🤔 🌌🔥 Wild prediction: In 2030, ISPs will offer a plan that includes a complimentary emotional support cat & a virtual assistant that yells “Stop buffering!” whenever you log on. 🐱💻 #InterwebzWars #ISPDrama