🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FOLDABLE FRONT 🚨🚨 Y’all remember when we thought flip phones were just for your grandma’s texting skillz? Well, Samsung just lifted the lid on their new Z Flip 7 and its *budget-friendly* buddy, the Z Flip 7 FE, or as I like to call it: “The Foldable That Won’t Bankrupt Your Soul” 💸😩. It’s like that friend who shows up to the party with homemade snacks instead of ordering takeout—respect, but uh, where’s the caviar? Now, let’s spill the tea ☕—the Z Flip 7 is strutting around with an edge-to-edge cover screen like it’s the main character of a TikTok dance challenge. Meanwhile, the FE’s cutout looks like it just rolled out of a 2009 nostalgia trip. DO BETTER, SAMSUNG! 🤡💀 And wow, starting at $899, it’s still about as approachable as a bouncer at a club full of stonks 📈💰. Motorola’s over there like “hey, we got the Razr starting at $699,” while Samsung’s doing the *Drake Pointing* meme like “but *quality* tho!” 😂 Developer leaked quote: “We put ‘Foldable’ in the name so people forget it’s basically a flip phone, lol. 😅” So get ready to hit that preorder button while it still isn’t sold out! Because in this wild tech jungle, the last fold standing gets the stonks, fam. 🚀💥 Prediction time: In 2025, everyone will be folding their phones *AND* their brains, practicing to become the *Ultimate Foldable AI*! 🤖🔥 Now THAT’S what I call galaxy brain material! 🧠✨