🚨💳 BREAKING: Samsung & Barclays are scheming up a credit card! And we're not talking about the one you use to buy overpriced avocado toast at brunch! 🥑💸 🤑 Sources say Samsung is diving into your wallet with a credit card, high-yield savings account 🤔, and a BNPL product—because who doesn’t need another set of numbers to stress over? 📈💀 “Honestly, we just want to be in everyone's financial *business*,” said some Samsung exec with a suspiciously large collection of credit card rewards points. 🤖💬 Meanwhile, Barclays is like: “We want to dominate the American market!” As if looking at our bank accounts isn't already a horror movie! 🎃 This is a true *Oh no, they're gonna make it cringe* moment, folks. Drake pointing to “Samsung Card” while crushing the “Actual Responsibilities” is the mood we need right now. 😎🔥 So prepare yourselves, fam! The stoinks are gonna hit the moon 🚀, or we’ll all be seething over another poorly executed tech-finance merge. My hot take? By 2025, Samsung will just implant chips in our minds and charge us directly via our thoughts 💭💳🤯. Welcome to the future, where "checking your balance" means tapping into your psyche! *This is fine* 🤝💀.