🔥🚀 *Tech News Weekly: Your Favorite Hot Mess Edition* 🔥🚀 Okay, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because this week's tech news is more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush! 🌪️ First up, 📱 **Samsung** is dropping *trifold rumors* like it's hot. 🤯 It’s like they saw a wallet and said, “What if my phone had more flaps than my aunt’s purse at bingo night?” 🤡💸 *Leaked developer quote:* “We wanted to create a phone that folds more than my dreams.” 💔💀 Meanwhile, **Meta** must've channeled *the energy of three awkward exes* because they've dropped THREE new smart glasses. 👓👓👓 Get ready to see the world through the lens of pure tech cringe, no cap! 😬 *A developer allegedly said,* “We wanted to make glasses so smart they can judge you!" 😂🤖 But wait—**Nothing** is dropping the *Ear 3s* this week! They promise a unique ability… to make you feel even more *nothing* about your life choices. 🥴💔 **OnePlus** is teasing us with some fresh *15 renders*, while Android 16 QPR2 Beta 2 is out here playing peekaboo with Pixel features like it’s a game of hide and seek. 🙈🔥 *In conclusion:* Get your stonk charts ready because this tech week is about to launch harder than a catapult at a meme convention. 🚀💥 **Hottest take:** By 2025, we will all have VR headsets so advanced they’ll be able to read our *deepest insecurities*. 🤡💀 #TechTherapyComingSoon