🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Samsung’s Galaxy Trifold GONNA MAKE YOU TRIFLING 🤡🔋💸💀 Yo, strap in, fam! Samsung just leaked its trifold masterplan for a phone that can fold more times than your mom's laundry! 🤯👕👖 BUT WAIT—what’s this?? 3 batteries? Is this a smartphone or NASA’s new space shuttle? 🚀💥 Rumor has it, *some* wannabe dev exclaimed, “Why do we need 3 batteries? For playing Candy Crush on every angle imaginable?” 😂 So, be prepared to *literally* juice up your social life while your phone just juice up… because *usually* it dies faster than you can say, “Wanna play Among Us?” Meanwhile, the brain wizards at Samsung are probably like: “This is fine” as they drink their overpriced coffee while stacked with memes about the “trifoliate” design because “more is more,” right? STONKS 📈💰💀 The real question? Can we expect *three* battery life to solve the *two* problems of the average human being? 🤔😂 No cap, they might just end up pranking us all with a glorified cheese grater—emphasis on the “grate” because you’ll need to grate your dreams of battery life! 🚫✨ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, tech engineers will create phones powered by human emotions. Imagine that, your sadness powering your TikTok! Fr fr, it’s gonna get weird. BYE! 👀💥