🚨📱🎉 HOLD UP, FOLKS! SAMSUNG JUST UNLEASHED THEIR PREORDER MADNESS, AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET WILD! 🔥💥 You can snag UP TO $1,000 OFF the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7! 🤑💰 That’s right, they’re basically paying YOU to fold your life into a pocket-sized dream! 🤯✨ Ahhhh, the only thing folding faster than this phone is my will to resist a pre-order! 😂💔 But wait, is anyone else getting “Rickrolled” vibes with these discounts? “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... unless your battery dies at 5% and your screen cracks like my self-esteem at 3 AM!” 🤡💀 In a leaked convo, a Samsung Dev was quoted saying, “We finally cracked the code! Foldable phones, foldable bank accounts, it’s all about flexibility, baby!” 💪😎 So, gather 'round, fam! The next Samsung Unpacked event is gonna be lit 🔥 and I’m betting it’ll look like a scene from “This is Fine” where the only thing burning is our bank accounts. 🚀💸 PREDICTION TIME: By the end of 2024, every phone will be folding so much, we'll start using them as origami! 📜🦢 No cap, get ready for the Z Folded Cranes era! Let’s GO! 🥳💥