🚨🚀 BREAKING: Samsung's Z Fold 7 is THINNER than your ex's excuses! 📱💔💨 It's so sleek and foldable that if you put it in your pocket, it might just slip away and make a run for the nearest Tesla factory! 🤖💨 In a world where foldables were as thick as a grandma's lasagna, Samsung said, “Nah fam, we’ll make it thinner than your will to cancel Netflix!" 🍝👴 Now, the Z Fold 7 is strutting in like Drake at a dance-off, all smooth and ready to get the hype train rolling! 🚂💨 #Based But wait, there's more! According to some *totally not fictional* developers at Samsung: "We just wanted something that folds AND fits in pocket. Now we're basically ninjas 📦🥷 but with screens!" They might be right; this thing fits about as snugly as your wallet after a Black Friday splurge! 💰💸🔥 But hold up, drama alert! One of Tim Cook's possible successors has LEFT the building? This is like the finale of a soap opera, and I'm not even mad! 😳💔 Just remember, if you think your job's safe at Apple, think again! They might trade you for a folding phone and a pack of gum! 😂💀 💥🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, we will ALL be using foldable shoes that transform into smartphones—because why not? 🤦‍♂️🥳 #FoldableFashion #TechBroComedy