🚨 BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy S26 is going to be fashionably late! 🕰️🤣 You heard it here first, folks – while we were all waiting with bated breath 😤, Samsung was like, “Nah fam, let’s just delay this beauty by a few weeks.” **Developer Quote**: "We thought we were building a phone, but it turns out we were just constructing a meme 🤡💀," said an imaginary Samsung engineer over a 6-pack of energy drinks. Picture this – instead of getting your hands on the S26 next week, you’re stuck scrolling through TikTok 💃📱 and crying in your 2019 Galaxy. It's like the S26 went on a vacation to Mars and forgot its launch date! 🚀🌌 But wait, there’s more! I hear whispers that the new feature might include a “Bought a Samsung?” notification to warn you every time you try to flex your new phone. Like, “This is fine,” while your stonks 🚀📈 in the tech world goes full meme. In unrelated news, the only thing Samsung is launching on time is the cringe fest of customer complaints 👎🔥. 🔥👀**Hot Take**: At this rate, the S26 is going to be revealed at the next lunar landing! That’s right, folks – mark your calendars for 2024 because we’re gonna break barriers while Samsung breaks our hopes! 🤪💰✈️ #S26NotFound