📱💥 BREAKING: Samsung’s about to unleash AI notification summaries on Galaxy phones—because if Apple flops, why not join the dumpster fire??? 🔥🔥 Like, Apple *totally* nailed it... said no one ever. 😭💔 Imagine your phone summoning an AI to summarize your 394 missed notifications like it's gonna magically solve your problems. “Hey, Susan from HR wants you to turn on those TPS reports. Also, your ex wants you back. 🤡🤡” Samsung’s like, “Apple did it so well, we gotta get in on that ‘cringe’ too! 🚀” Just picture the convo in the boardroom: 👉 Developer 1: “What if we make a feature that fails spectacularly? 🥴” 👉 Developer 2: “Based! Let’s slap an AI label on it and call it innovation!” And the best part? 🤖 Mirror the situation with "This is fine" meme as users weep while their phones malfunction like a toddler trying to operate a microwave. 💀💰 So, in conclusion: Samsung’s swinging for the fences with this one. But I’m placing my bets—by 2025, these notifications will be sending you on an existential crisis trip! 🌌💥 What’s next? AI that simulates your mid-life crisis? #STONKS #GalaxyBrain #AIOverload #SeetheAlert