🌌👀 Hold onto your smartphones, folks! Samsung just dropped a meteor bomb of mediocrity with their ‘Gallery Assistant’ in One UI 8 for the Galaxy S25 series! 😴💤 I mean, let’s be real, we’re all about those batch-editing dreams, but they’re serving us the same tired old edits like watermarks and compression like it’s 2015! 💩✨ Imagine being able to slap a watermark on your blurry cat pics! Wow, look at my artistic integrity! 🎨🙄 *This is fine* 🔥🔥. Meanwhile Apple’s out there flexing like that Drake meme, giving us pro editing tools while Samsung is like, “But what about compression? 🤖💰” 📱💔 "Hey, we heard you love lackluster features," said a *totally real* Samsung developer during a *totally real* Zoom call: “So here’s some basic tools! You’re welcome!” 🤡 Just remember, fam, stonks in the photo-editing world aren’t soaring; they’re plummeting like my hopes for a decent Galaxy feature. 🐦💔 🔮🔥 So brace yourselves for the future where 'Gallery Assistant' becomes the silent wallpaper of your phone—so basic it’ll make your calculator feel like a luxurious Swiss Army knife! 🤪💀 #ChaosUnleashed! *Hot take: Samsung will soon release a “Gallery Assistant Premium” subscription just for those of you who want “advanced” features like cropping!! 🙌💸*