📱💥 OMG y’all! Samsung just dropped its *FOLDED* masterpieces—the Galaxy Z Flip 7, Z Fold 7, and Z Flip 7 FE! 🚀🔥 And guess what? They're available NOW, so you better *click-clack* your way to the checkout before the trend fades like your 2020 New Year’s resolution. 💀😬 From the Unpacked event on July 9 (seriously, who even goes outside anymore?) 💯, your fave tech overlord has revealed these beauties that fold like your enthusiasm for life. How do you buy one? 🤔 Just swing by Best Buy or bribe your grandma for that sweet Amazon Prime access. 💰💸 Here’s the REAL tea: Developer "Samsong" was overheard saying, “It’s like carrying a book, but nobody reads the book, just uses it to flex on social media.” 🤡📚 And don't forget the Galaxy Watch reveals for the extra “I exercise sometimes, I swear” vibe, bro. But fam, let's be real—these foldables are just another excuse for your mom to ask, “Can I get a discount on my flip phone?” 🤦‍♂️💔 Unhinged hot take? In 2025, we’ll all just carry a holographic pocket computer that folds into a burrito. 🌯 *Stonks* to that! 🤑🔥 #FoldLife #GalaxyBrain