🛠️🚀 Breaking News! Samsung's Foldables Just Got a Sneaky Update! 🛠️🚀 So, like, Samsung decided to drop the first update for their *brand new* Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 *literally* two days after launch. Talk about a classic “we just wanted to make sure your $1,800 pocket origami is safe!” 🔒💔 According to leaked intel from “a totally real Samsung dev” (we'll call him “Chad”), “We just wanted to help people feel like they didn’t waste their cash—oops, we mean investing in innovation!” 😂💸 But let’s be real, this update is just like my ex—lots of promises but no new features, just security patches. STONKS? More like STONKS down, am I right?! 😅📉 It’s like the meme "This is fine" but in tech form. 🔥💀 Let’s not kid ourselves; the only new feature is coverage for your broken dreams when that crease inevitably becomes a canyon. 🤦‍♂️ And for real though, if I wanted a folding device with no features, I’d just use a pizza box. 🍕💔 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, we’ll all have foldable phones that just fold into literal pieces of paper because, *why not?* 🤪✌️ Share this before you fold yourself into a pretzel trying to figure out if you need an update!