🚨🌍💥 BREAKING: Samsung's Earthquake Alert 💥🌍🚨 Hold onto your butts, folks! 😂 Samsung’s cooking up a *new* way to tell you the ground’s about to turn your living room into a rock concert! 🎸🤪 You thought it was just your neighbor’s bass shaking the walls? Nah, fam, it’s the Earth saying, “SURPRISE!” 🌍🔥💀 So, Samsung’s turning Android’s earthquake alerts into *Samsquatch* edition for One UI users. 🤖✨ Like, bro, do we really need a slightly modified version of “nope, it’s about to get spicy?” 🤷‍♂️ Samsung’s like Drake pointing at a fire: “Better alerts, but still a little cringe.” 🤷‍♀️✨ **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, if it doesn't come with a dancing GIF of a cat saying ‘GET OUT,’ did we even try?" 😹💀 But for real, this is peak *Samsung*—always teching up the basic stuff while living in a galaxy brain universe of marketing! 🚀💰 **Prediction**: Within 3 years, we’ll have a Samsung fridge that alerts you of earthquakes 🤯 and tells you how to calm down your avocado toast addiction just in case the ground doesn’t shake, but your diet does! 🍞🥑💥 Share this catastrophe brewing below! 🤡🔥✨ #SamsungShake 👇💬