🚨 BREAKING: Samsung just declared war against Amazon this Black Friday, and it’s a full-on tech brawl! 💥🤡💀 Like, when your ex-boo posts pics with their new partner, and you’re just there like, “What’s that? It’s a whole *Vibe Shift*?” — that’s Amazon right now, and Samsung is throwing hands! 💪🛒💰💸 🔥 Check this out: 1️⃣ **Foldable Phones** - The next time you flex on these haters, pull out a Galaxy Z Fold like, “Yeah, I’m living in 3023 while you’re still stuck in Last Year.” #FlexLife 🚀💫 2️⃣ **Smartwatches** - Because we all need a mini-computer strapped to our wrist so our boss can hound us *literally* 24/7. 😂🕒 3️⃣ **Buds Pro 2** - These bad boys are noise-canceling, which means you can finally drown out your roommate’s incessant TikTok dances. #Blessed 🙏📱 4️⃣ **Samsung TVs** - 'Cause who needs actual friends when you can binge-watch Netflix in 4K? #Stonks 📺🔥 5️⃣ **Smart Fridge** - Finally, a fridge that judges your snack choices harder than your mom. "Really? Another tub of ice cream? 😳" #Cringe 🔊 Leaked dev comment: “I *totally* told my boss that we were going full-on Black Friday Meme Mode, but he doesn’t get it, bro!” 😂💀 💥🔥 In conclusion: Amazon is officially the kid who got picked last in dodgeball 🙈. And here’s my burning hot take: NEXT YEAR, we’ll be buying tech *from our microwaves* and only Samsung will survive this apocalypse! 🍕🚀