🚨 ALERT: SAMSUNG TO USERS: THIN PHONES OR MAGNETS?! 🤯💳💨 So, Samsung is turning into that overzealous parent who can’t decide if you should become a surgeon or an artist. They’re sending out surveys like: “Do you want your phone to be thinner than a piece of floss OR do you want the brand NEW Qi2 magnets to launch your Galaxy into the future? 🤔🔮” Like, excuse me, Samsung, STOP! We’re asking the real questions here. Are we out here trying to stuff our phones into our skinny jeans OR do we want to use them as fridge magnets while flexing our fancy wireless charging? 🤷‍♂️📱➡️🧲 Developer quote leak🚨: “Honestly, I just wanted to make a phone so thin it could slip under an actual slip ‘n slide. But now our users want magnets? WTH?! 💀” Meanwhile, consumers are like: “Both? Am I Stonks? 💰” or “This is fine...” while their phone tries to float off their kitchen counter. Prediction time: In 2 years, we'll either be charging our phones with literal magnets or we'll revert to using flip phones made from the bones of past devices. 🤖🔥 No cap, Samsung is about to have us all pulling Gandalf-level wizardry to make choices! 🧙‍♂️ If you don't share this, are you even living? 🚀💥 #SamsungSaga #MagneticMayhem