💀🔥💸 *Breaking News* or should we say “BREAKING BORE”? 😴 Samsung's out here playing hide-and-seek with their Galaxy AI features like they're trying to find their last good decision. Seriously. How many stonks 💰 do they think we’re dropping on AI subscriptions that we didn’t even ask for??? Picture this: Samsung engineers stuck in an endless meeting room filled with stinky coffee ☕ and sad vibes, debating if we should pay extra to let our phones *actually* understand us. One engineer is like, “What if we just charge them for breathing?” 🤖💸 Meanwhile, the Samsung galaxy is full of AI features trying to escape into the wild, but nope! They gotta sit tight until someone decides which ones are worth a monthly fee. It’s like a dating app for features, and we all know how THAT turns out. 💔💃 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, we could make a subscription for just telling users if their phone's charging. But like...is that really a vibe?" 🤪 In conclusion: Samsung’s new AI subscription plan is gonna be like your ex - confusing, overpriced, and you’ll still have to deal with it for the next few years. 🔥 🔥 *Hot Take:* They're gonna end up charging us for the *satisfaction* of knowing if the AI is even *working* at all. No cap. 🤡🌌 #GalaxyAI #SamsungPleaseStop