🚨BREAKING: You thought the Galaxy Unpacked was just another snoozer? LOL, think again! 💤💥 Get ready for more bends than a yoga class, as Samsung is about to drop the hottest Fold and Flip phones that we never asked for but will absolutely pretend to love! 🤭📱 CNET is throwing a watch party, and who doesn't love a good ol' fashion dumpster fire? 🔥 With our fave tech nerds, Bridget "the gossip queen" Carey and Andrew "lame tweet" Lanxon, kicking it off at 9:30 a.m. ET 🚀. You better grab your croissants and coffee, 'cause they’re gonna be dissecting more rumors than a conspiracy theorist at a flat Earth convention! 🌎🔍 But here's the twist; when Samsung drops those new gadgets at 10 a.m. ET, it’s gonna be like watching a live episode of *This Is Fine* while your wallet spontaneously combusts! 💰💀 *Leaked developer quote*: "If they add one more camera, I'm straight-up trading my soul for that selfie game." 🤪👻 Alright crew, time for the HOT TAKE: By the year 2025, every phone will be a literal piece of origami—guaranteed to fold your emotions AND your plans! 💯🙌 #StonksUp #WatchPartyMadness