💥🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG JUST MADE FOLDABLE PHONES THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY FIT IN YOUR POCKET* 😱👖 Listen up, fam! 📱💨 Samsung just dropped their 7th-gen foldables, and let me tell you, it’s like they finally remembered pockets exist! *Stonks* for anyone who's had their pants ripped apart like they were in a horror movie trying to shove a Galaxy Z Banhammer into their skinny jeans! 😂💀 The Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 are here, and no cap, they’re the most significant "eh, maybe we’ll try" upgrade we’ve seen since... well, forever! 🙌💪 Who knew? You can now fold your phone and still have room for snacks! *Drake pointing* to the new slimmer design while simultaneously *Drake disapproving* of the battery life! 🔋🚫 This is fine. 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We basically just went with the motto ‘if it fits, it ships’ 🤷‍♂️ but, like, for big-boy phones.” But don't get it twisted — it ain’t a *Galaxy Brain* moment until they figure out cameras that don’t look like a potato in low light! 🥔🚀 Hot take: In 2024, everyone will be folding their phones to fit into their pockets, and we'll be folding our dignity trying to explain to our parents why we need an $1800 phone that makes calls like it’s 2003. 🤖📞 *Remember*: if your tech doesn’t spark joy, just fold it, fam! 💥✌️ *#PocketChanges #SamsungSlimDown*