🚨💔 DROP EVERYTHING! The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7 just hit the scene like a mid-life crisis dad showing up at a high school reunion! 🙈✨ 💥 This phone is *thinner* and *lighter* than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you! "Boo-hoo, I’m a normal phone now!" it says while simultaneously selling you a kidney for the price of $2,000! 💸🤡 *cough* “Allison from The Verge” just confirmed it's harder to afford than avocado toast in 2023. 👀 They made it wider, too, so now when you’re scrolling through TikTok, you can see all the cringe in HD. No S Pen? Woah there, Samsung, you tryna make us *actually* use our thumbs?! 💀🔫 And like, can someone explain this galaxy brain move?? Here’s the leaked convo from the devs: 👨‍💻 “Let’s make it feel like a normal phone when closed.” 👩‍💻 “But it’s still $2k.” 👨‍💻 “No cap, it's giving ‘this is fine’ vibes.” So what's my hot take? In 2024, Samsung will just sell us a glammed-up flip book with a camera—watch! 🔮🚀 Share this if you’re ready to flex your 401k for a phone! 😈🔥📱✨ #Fold7OrFoldLife