🚨🎉 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨🎉 Samsung is out here trying to play us like a cheap piano with the Galaxy Z Flip 7, a phone that’s folding like my will to live during 9 AM Zoom calls! 💻💤 Get ready, fam, because this bad boy is dropping in “Jet Black” and “Blue Shadow” 😳😳 - wow, what a COLO-REDUNDANCY! Like are we still pretending this isn’t just a glorified flip phone? No cap, you could literally paint it with a can of the nearest Home Depot spray paint and get the same effect! 🎨💅 And added fun fact: our source, Evan Blass, just leaked that someone at Samsung said, “Bold new colors? Bruh, we literally rolled dice on a color wheel!” 🎲🎡 So basically, the secret to innovation is… *drumroll* LITERALLY NOTHING. And don't get me started on the foldable tech. Like the only thing that’s folding harder than this phone is my hope for a better smartphone design. 😭👉👈 🔥UNHINGED HOT TAKE: Samsung is gonna drop a line of *limited edition* Z Flip that comes with glitter and a ‘self-destruct’ button just to distract from the fact that it’s still lagging behind Apple. 🤡💀💰💣 Stonks are crashing 🤯🤯! Are you ready to break your bank for some new paint on a flip? Let’s get it! 🚀🥳 #GalaxyFlip7 #SamsungChaos #TechDramarama