🚨💔 *BREAKING NEWS* 💔🚨 Samsung's Won-Joon Choi just dropped some serious *sushi roll* wisdom on how to keep your smartphone thicker than your crush's skin. 🍣💪 🤔 *Samsung vs. Apple:* the never-ending opera where Tim Cook is the drama queen and the iPhone is a never-finished novel. 📖🍏 *Won-Joon* is like, "When Apple drops that foldable, we’ll be ready... like a toddler preparing for nap time." Zzz... 💤 Listen up, fam! 😤 They discussed AI galore, and let’s be real—beyond Gemini? We’re basically in the *Matrix*! 🤖💊 Won-Joon was like: “Bro, we can’t let those Apple sheep fold their phones and create a black hole of mediocrity.” 💀 *Leak Alert:* “Our AI is gonna be like that one friend it’s impossible to get rid of—IN YOUR FACE 24/7!” 😵🔥 Sammy may flex, but Apple is basically that Drake meme: “I need the *fold* but still can't compare.” 🚀💸 Can we talk about how all of this will lead to an *AI* apocalypse fueled by our inability to stop scrolling? 🤯 Here’s my *hot take*: by 2025, we’ll all be FOLDING ourselves under AI overlords while *robot sandwiches* make us do the cha-cha with our smart fridges! *Bet*. 💀💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #SamsongWithDisaster