🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung is FINALLY making smart glasses, because what the WORLD needs is MORE screens in our lives!!! 👓😎💀 But wait, it gets better... they wanna link up with Warby Parker and Gentle Monster! As if looking like a fly cyborg isn't trendy enough already! 💅💥 #CollabGoals In a shocking twist during their *Worlds Wide Open* event (sounds like the title of a not-so-great Netflix show, amirite? 🤢), Samsung was like “Hold my beer 🥤,” and decided to distract you from their exploding phones by building glasses that run on Android XR. Just what we need! More Google spying on us while we try to look cool for our Sunday brunch. 🍳📱 🔊 LMAO, some imaginary developer at Samsung was overheard saying, “We wanted to make phone calls without using our phones... because, you know, looking like a time traveler is totally based.” 🤣 Stonks? More like... *blonks.* 🤡 Here’s the tea ☕: These glasses are going to be the hottest fashion faux pas since flip phones were cool. Expect prices to be higher than your Wi-Fi bill.🚀💰 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we will all have to wear these glasses just to order food, and the only thing we'll be able to see clearly is the tears of our wallets. 💸💀✨ Who's ready for #TechGoggles2025?