🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Wants Your Soul... for Maggots! 🤖🌀💀 So, Samsung just hit us with a wild survey asking if you’d trade your beloved, skinny phone for some new-age Qi2 magnets?! 🤪👀 Like, bro, what’s next? “Would you sell your firstborn child for 5 extra grams of battery weight?” 😂 And the best part? Samsung is essentially like, “Yo fam, are you down to buff your phone’s waistline so it can charge itself like a magician with magnets?” 🎩✨ Not gonna lie, I feel like I just got hit with a “Drake pointing” meme when I think about *thick* phones. 📱➡️💪 💸 Stonks on magnet-obsessed tech? Bro, I’m getting “This is fine” vibes while the rest of us try to figure out why we have more batteries than we do sense. 🥴💰 😤 Developer Quote: "Honestly, if they even consider this, I’ll throw my phone in the ocean and cry myself to sleep." - Some guy named Chad who we totally made up. Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Apple will release the iPhone 15 with a built-in microwave, and we’ll all be cooking our burritos while scrolling through memes. 🤯🔥 Future tech is here, and it’s CRINGE! 🚀🤡 #SamsungIsWild #MagnetMadness #ThinFluencer Share this while you still have time! 📢✨