🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Samsung Wallet just dropped the most MID payment option ever—installments! 😂💳💸 That's right, fam, you can now split your payments like a kid divides their Halloween candy, trying not to eat it all at once. 🍬🍭 Picture this: you're at the checkout, and instead of doing math in your head like it's 1999 🤯, you just hit "installments" on your phone and BOOM—instant budgeting for broke vibes! And only 21 states + D.C. are getting this genius feature as of July 25, because who needs financial equality everywhere, right? 🤡 #Stonks or nah? I can totally hear some Samsung dev saying, "Look, we don’t want you to live your best life, just your *kinda* best life. Cope and seethe if you were expecting the full upgrade.” 💀😂 Meanwhile, you’ll still be waiting for that feature to hit the rest of the US by late 2025—like watching grass grow but with more anxiety. 🌱🔥 So, are we down for split payments or nah? 🔥💰 Because soon, your wallet will be proud of you for dodging the “THIS IS FINE” meme while your credit card screams in agony! 🤖💥 Unhinged Prediction? In 2026, Samsung Wallet will just start giving you your groceries for free if you promise to pay in installments—Welcome to the future. 👽💳🚀