🚨👀🔥OMG, tech fam, gather ‘round because **SAMSUNG UNPACKED** is back, and it’s about to be more lit than your dad’s dance moves at a wedding! 💃🕺💥 We got the **Galaxy Z Fold 7** (because apparently 6 wasn't enough for the foldy bois) 📱➡️📱➡️📜 - yes, it folds more times than my brain during a Monday meeting. But that’s not all, folks! They’re dropping the **Watch 8 Classic** which, no cap, is just a fancy way of saying “I need to keep track of my stress levels while I cope with life.” ⌚😅 I mean, who isn’t riding that cringe wave of anxiety in 2023? Rumor has it there's a tri-foldable device 🤯, and I’m ready to fold like a lawn chair on a hot day, fr fr! 🪑🔥 They promise surprise reveals, and honestly, at this point, I’m expecting them to unveil a Samsung toaster that connects to your WiFi and makes perfect avocado toast. *Imagine the stonks! 🚀💰* 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just keep folding stuff and pretending it’s innovative. Cope or seethe, fam!” 🗣️😂 Hot take: You know they’re gonna make all these products obsolete in 6 months and say, “This is fine” while we all seethe 🔥. Did I just predict the future? *Someone call time travel, I’m ready!* 💀👽