🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Unleashes the Foldable Chaos 🚨🚨 Hold onto your butts, fam! Samsung just dropped the news that their *Unpacked* livestream is BACK on July 9th! 🎉 Get ready for a hot mess of new Galaxy AI features and **drumroll, please**… the Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7! 📱💥 But tbh, who even asked for more foldables? At this point, I'm expecting a wallet that folds into a sandwich 🥪😅. “Honestly, we’re just making things fold because it’s cool,” says an anonymous Samsung developer who 100% exists 🤖. 😂 Like look at this madman trying to fold reality 🤯! I can already see thirsty influencers frothing at the mouth for these new gadgets. “This is fine,” says the user stuck in 2014 while scrolling through his retro flip phone like “OK, boomer.” 🔥🔥 Meanwhile, the Galaxy AI is probably just going to remind you to water your plants 🪴 and ignore your existential dread. #RealInnovation 😩💔 But hear me out—what if they just release the Z Fold 7 as actual origami? Genius move or marketing insanity? 🤔💡 Mark my words, this event is going to be a meme goldmine. Imagine the memes if they flop harder than my New Year’s resolutions! 😤💀 FR FR, it might just send Samsung stocks to the moon at this point 🚀🚀. Stonks indeed!