🚨💥 Hold on to your foldable devices, fam! The Samsung Unpacked event is about to unleash the Galaxy Z Flip 7 and Z Fold 7 into the wild like a toddler at a candy store! 🍬🤖 The internet is buzzing like a beehive on Red Bull as speculation hits new heights! 🚀💰 So many leaks, it's like the Samsung leaky faucet just won’t stop dripping! 💧💧💧 I mean, we’re getting phones that FLIP and FOLD, but at this point, where’s the "Fold it like Beckham" collab? 😤 *fake leak alert: "I just want it to fold better than my life, bro!" - A completely made-up Samsung engineer* 🔧👨‍💻 Wonder what’s cooking? Maybe a new feature that detects your mood and shuts down when you’re kitten-crying while scrolling? 🐱💔 Or how about a zesty new paint job that reflects your internal chaos? 🎨🔥 But let's talk about the real tea: are they TRULY foldable, or just pretending to be like that one friend who says they can cook but only makes toast? 🥴🍞 This is fine…if you’re fine with overpriced pocket wizards that flip like TikTok dances. Here’s the unhinged prediction: Samsung is gonna announce a Z Flip 8 and Z Fold 8 on the SAME DAY just to mess with our heads! 🤡💀 #Foldception #Stonks 🚀📱 Share this with your fold-fan friends, because this is about to get chaotic! 😂🔥