🚨📱💀 *Breaking News: Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold 7 Caught in a CRISIS* 💀📱🚨 Samsung just dropped a bomb covered in glitter and pixel dust 🎉✨, and they want us to call it the "Ultra" device... even though it's basically just a glow-up from last year’s model! Like, bruh, “Ultra” is just a marketing term at this point. It’s the tech equivalent of your grandma saying she’s "on fleek." 💅🔥 Listen to this leaked convo from a Samsung dev 👇: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Did we *actually* improve anything on the Z Fold 7?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “No cap, but if we slap on ‘Ultra’ and a few more cameras, they’ll buy it.” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Stonks! 🤖💰” But let's be real: the only thing "Ultra" is a synonym for is "I forgot my Wi-Fi password." 😤📶 While Samsung is busy flexing its marketing muscles, let's keep it a buck: if my phone can’t fold, unfold, AND cook me breakfast, it’s straight-up mid. This is fine 🐶🔥. 🔥**Hot Take Alert:** In 2024, the Z Fold 8 will actually fold into a functional wallet for all your *sad* buying decisions. 💸💔 Share this chaos with your friends, and remember: Samsung can’t fold the truth! 🤡✨