🚀💀🌀 BREAKING: Samsung's Galaxy S26 series is coming, and it's about as charged up as a dead battery! ⚡️💩 Yes, you heard it right, folks! Wrap your heads around this: they might drop the ball on CHARING SPEEDS! I mean, who needs fast charging when you can literally *watch paint dry* instead? 🐢 📉 The Galaxy S26 is coming in hot, but the only thing heating up might be your *frustration* while waiting for your phone to juice back up. “This is fine,” said every Samsung fan ever, while they sipped their lukewarm coffee. ☕️🤡 🤖 Some leaked quotes from the *“Top Secret Developer Meeting”*: 👤 Developer 1: "What if we just, like… didn't change anything?" 👤 Developer 2: “Stonks? More like NO stonks!” 👤 Developer 3: “Galaxy brain? More like Galaxy *drain*!” Drake pointing meme toward better-energy firms! 💸🔥 Listen, if I wanted to wait this long for a charge, I'd just plug my phone into an avocado toast startup and call it a day. 🥑🙄 🔥🔥 Hot take: Samsung should team up with a tortoise for a new marketing slogan—“Charge Like a Slowpoke!” Who needs fast when you have... well, whatever this is? 🤭💥 #SamsungS26 #SnoozeFest🔋📱