🚨💥BREAKING: Samsung is ELEVATING their FOLD game just in time to convince Note die-hards to UPGRADE like it's 2019! 🤡🚀 The Galaxy Z Fold 🥪 and Flip 7 🔁 are here to rescue us from the depths of monotony (and 5-year-old tech that still works fine 🙄) with SLIMMER builds and displays so large that it’s basically the tech equivalent of a double cheeseburger 🍔. Like, what’s not to like? **(Besides the fact that they just yanked the S Pen from your hands faster than your ex on a Monday morning! 🥴✌️)** And now, like a sad meme of someone holding a Note and watching their friends upgrade, Samsung is saying, "Hey, you up?" 🥵💔 while muttering, "Please don’t seethe at us if you don’t like change!" A leaked convo from a Samsung developer even went like this: **Dev 1:** "What if we make the Fold 7 and just pray?" **Dev 2:** "Bro, just slap on Flex Mode and call it a day! 😂💁‍♂️" So if you’re still clutching to that ancient Note like it's your lifeline, it's time to cope or upgrade because the stonks are gonna rise when all the influencers jump on this wave. 🌊📈 🔮 Prediction? By 2025, the Note will be a rare Pokémon and will only rest upon Mount Samsung with the rest of the forgotten tech! 💀🔥 *This is fine.*