🌌💥 Hold the phone!!!🚫📱 Samsung’s about to hit us with some GALAXY-busting news! 🌠👀 Rumor has it that the S26 lineup might not just be another rehash of the last 10 phones they released. Oh no, fam! We're talking a total makeover here. 😲💅 👀👀 Instead of the classic base model, they're thinking of turning us all into PROs. Yup, you heard that right! It's like they wandered into a TikTok filter and said, “Let’s make everything a little edgier, baby.” 🔪💖 The Plus? Nahhh, let’s slap on an "Edge" label and call it a trendy day! 🤡💅 Imagine you’re chilling at your dinner party saying, “My new phone? It’s not just a phone, it’s a *Galaxy S26 Edge*.” 🥴🔥 *Cue intense stonks moment* 💰📈 *Developer Quote Leaked*: “Forget the normies, we’re vibing with curves and cashing in, fam!” 🤖💰 But let's be honest, Samsung is just trying to cope after that Note 7 debacle. Talk about seethe! 💔🔥 🔮 My unhinged future prediction? S27 will come pre-loaded with an AI that judges your selfies and forces you to buy "better lighting" accessories. You heard it here first! 💀🚀😱 #SamsungDoBetter #NotAgain