🚨💥BREAKING TECH NEWS THAT'S ACTUALLY A SNOOZE FEST💥🚨 Yo fam, gather 'round because Samsung just did a thing. They're backing **Memories.ai**—a startup that’s basically the lovechild of Skynet and your grandma's scrapbook. 🤖👵💔 This bad boy can process up to a mind-boggling 10 million HOURS of video! No cap, that’s like binge-watching “Friends” for a week straight, while simultaneously analyzing every awkward moment of your cousin's wedding. 🎥✨ Imagine the *contextual layer*—it’s like a Tinder profile for your video collection, complete with searchable indexing and tagging. But let’s be real, who needs context when your entire life is already a meme? 🤪🔥 🚀 LEAKED QUOTE FROM A DEVELOPER: “I mean, if people wanted to watch 10 million hours of wedding footage, *they could just sit in the back of the reception* 🤡.” 📉 Meanwhile, companies are screaming “STONKS” as they pray for this tech to distract us from their last few cringe products. Samsung, you gotta stop, bro. 🔥🔥**HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, we're ALL gonna be tagged in our own viral cringe compilation because of this tech. *This is fine!* 🙃 So buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride through the infinity loop of your youth captured in 4K cringe! Share this if you're ready for your most embarrassing moments to become search engine optimized! 🥴💀💰