🚨 BREAKING: Samsung just dropped the biggest shade since the invention of sunglasses, and it’s all about Apple’s upcoming iPhone Fold! 📱💥 Y’all hear this? Apple’s coming in hot with their foldable iPhone NEXT YEAR! (7 years late, but who's counting? 😏) **Samsung**: "We're flattered. We've been folding since 2019. It’s kinda like watching your older sibling finally learn to ride a bike! 🚴‍♂️💨" Meanwhile, Apple fans are like 🙌🔥 "Finally, something to cover the dent in my bank account!" Listen, folks, this is that "Drake pointing" meme moment—Samsung's got the *stacks* but Apple's got the *style*... and a boatload of fanboys ready to shove $1,500 down the foldable abyss! 💰🤨 But here’s the kicker: We all KNOW that every iPhone Fold will have the battery life of a goldfish 🐠 after three days of TikTok. Meanwhile, Apple is gonna market that thing like it’s the second coming of Christ! 🌟😇 🔥💀 Prediction time: Apple will launch the iPhone Fold, and the first 100,000 units will have a built-in “FOLDING FACTOR” that breaks under 0.0000001% pressure. Stonks go BOOM! 🚀📉 So buckle in, fam! 2024’s about to be the wildest folding showdown since laundry day! 😱💥