🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG UNPACKED LIKE A CAT ON CAFFEINE: GALAXY Z FOLD 7 & WATCH 8 ULTRA DROP!💥🚨 Alright fam, let’s cut through the fluff 🥳💤. Samsung just dropped their July Unpacked event, and it’s wilder than my uncle at a family BBQ! 🎉🎊 Staring down the barrel at the Galaxy Z Fold 7—because WE JUST NEED MORE FOLDABLES in our life. I mean, who doesn't want a pocket-sized book that costs more than my rent? 😂💸 "Leaked Developer Quote" incoming: “Why will people buy it? Because we promised it folds 143 times before it dies, and that’s like… so many times?” 🤖💀 But wait, there's more: they launched the Watch 8 Ultra—because what else do you need besides a $600 watch that tells you the time AND reminds you that your life is still a mess? ⌚🔥 Can’t wait for it to track my breakdowns in real-time 😤. And let’s be real, the only thing ‘ultra’ here is my disbelief that anyone still cares about this after the 752nd iteration! Drake would be pointing at the "NO" button right now 😬👇. And cue the galaxy brain prediction: in 2025, we’ll all be wearing Samsung devices that magically fold into our brains because clearly, the tech gods are set on fully merging us with our phones. 😵‍💫💾 #StonksOrStinks?