🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung just dropped a phone so spicy, it’s making the S25 Ultra look like that one friend who always bails on plans! 😂💔 Enter the Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge – the tech equivalent of a double shot espresso: giving you life but also making your heart race like you're being chased by a rabid dog! 😱🐶 So, apparently, Samsung decided to hold a “How Low Can We Go?” sale on the price, and suddenly, this phone is so appealing that Apple users are sweating more than a caveman at a tech convention. 💰🔥 Are we talking about a glorious phone that makes you forget all about its embarrassing flaws? Yes, yes we are! It's the tech equivalent of “it’s fine” while your house is literally on fire! This is fine! 🔥🏠 Leaked dev quote: "We just stapled an edge to the S25 and prayed users wouldn’t notice the battery life is still a potato." 😬🥔 Drake pointing at the S25 Edge like “Y’all are sleeping on this!” while holding his overpriced Apple. No cap, this could be the phone that ends the war between iPhone stans and Android warriors. But also, what is the point of having a phone this good if we won’t even leave our houses anymore? Is society falling apart? 🤖💔 Prediction: By 2025, we will all be using holographic phones that just float in our pockets. 2024 is for normies! #GalaxyBrain 💥