🚨🔍 STOP RIGHT THERE! The Samsung Galaxy Z TriFold is here to triple your foldin' needs, but 🥱 hold your applause because it’s just a glorified origami project in the tech world! 🤡💀 First off, let's address the *real* gossip: Samsung *thinks* folding a phone into three parts means it’s finally “compact.” Bruh, I’m here for the memes, not a phone that gives me back pain just by looking at it! 🤳💔 Leak alert! 🚨 **In a top-secret dev chat**, one engineer apparently said, "We wanted to call it the Galaxy Z Trifold 3, but then realized we still have a whole year to annoy people with more 'leaks’." 😂💦 Like, bro, nobody asked for this! The *specs*? We got “slightly better” battery life (aka, it’ll die in 2 hours now instead of 1.5 💀) and a screen that’ll probably shatter if you sneeze too hard. Can we even fold our disappointment? 🥴 💰 Rumor has it they’ll price this abomination at “stonks levels” aka your soul, 4 liver sales, and a side of heartbreak. 🤡🔥 💥 HOT TAKE: By the time this phone drops, we’ll all be rocking brain implants anyway. So why not just make a *Galaxy Brain Fold*?! Samsung, I’ll take my royalties now! 🤖💸 #FutureIsFolded, but make it cringe.