🚨💸💔 **BREAKING: Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 is here, and so is my bank account crying in the corner!** 💔💸🚨 LADS, we’ve got the Z Fold 7 folded into existence like it’s a 🥞 pancake—but let’s be real, that price tag is MULTIPLYING faster than your faves' text messages on a Sunday night. 🤯💰💀 **Leak Alert!** 😂 According to “unnamed sources” (aka my dog 🐶), the Z Fold 7 is “so hot, it’s like holding the sun, but if the sun was a super expensive credit card that gives you *anxiety.*” 🤖🔥 ### 📱 What’s so slick about this folding monster? - Fancy-schmancy specs that are probably smarter than I am 🤓 - Foldability that makes my brain do backflips! 🤯 - Preorder deals that are like “Hey, we’ll *try* to ease the pain of selling your kidney for this.” 👀🚀 But wait, here’s the real tea 🍵: it’s basically just a fancy flip phone for rich people waiting for the next TikTok dance to drop. 😫💃💀 🔥🔥💥 *Prediction Alert!* 💥🔥🔥 In a year, the Z Fold 8 will be a sentient being that rolls its eyes at you every time you try to open it with one hand. 🤖💔 So, are you gonna pay a mortgage for this beauty, or just stick with your trusty old brick? [This is fine]🔥👇 #FoldItLikeItsHot #Seethe #Stonks!