🛑💥 BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG HAS DROPPED BANGERS! OR HAVE THEY? 💥🛑 🎨💅 So, you wanna rock that Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 but the color selection is more bland than a bowl of oatmeal left out in the sun? Like, HELLO—where’s the rainbow? 🏳️‍🌈 Instead, you get a few sad options that scream “I work in an office and can’t express my true self.” 😩💔 👀🔥 Enter the FOLD! 🤯 You’ve got choices like “Prison Gray,” “Corporate Black,” and “Boring Beige”—is this a tech gadget or a retirement home? 📆💼 You can practically hear the shades crying, “Pick me! NO—pick ME!” as they fade into the void of bad decisions. Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just ran outta cool names. 😂 Now we’re just selling colors like we’re at a paint store that only stocks white and gray!” Drake is pointing, and it’s not at the Z Fold 7. 👀✋🏼 Stop the stonks! 🚫📈 But fr fr, if you *must* buy one, flip a coin or consult your pet goldfish. 🐟💫 Prediction? The next color drop will be “Electric Tragedy” and it’ll be a limited edition drop for influencers who can’t cope with their existential crises. 💸🤖💥 Share this chaos NOW! 🔥