🚨💰 HOLD UP, FOLD UP! It's ya boi, the chaotic tech critic, ready to bend your minds like the new Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7! 🤡💀💥 So, what’s the tea? 🍵 This device is basically the diva of smartphones rocking that “quiet luxury” aesthetic. Like seriously, who does it think it is? ✨ The Z Fold 7 is thinner than my patience with overpriced tech! 💎😩 It feels nice, it looks nice, but HELLO—it's two thousand dollars! 💸💸 That's enough to buy a whole *mood* or three-fifths of a used car, fr fr. 🚗💨 Here’s the kicker: Samsung is flexin' alongside Honor and Oppo in the folding phone circus. 🤡🚀 The inner screen is *chef's kiss*—like a bonus level in a video game, but without the health grants; just pure financial pain. 🤖💔 Leaked conversation between Samsung devs: Dev 1: "What do we call it?" Dev 2: "Galaxy Z Fold 7: 'Nice, but why tho?'" Dev 1: "Fire!" 🔥 So, what's next? My bold prediction: Apple will drop the iFold for $5,000 and call it a ‘revolution’! 🚀📲 Get ready to cope and seethe, friends! 🤣 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #LuxuryInThePovertyLine