🚨💸 BREAKING: Samsung just dropped the price for the Galaxy Z Flip 7, and y’all are NOT ready for this plot twist! 😱💥 Hold onto your wallets, fam, because if you thought folding phones were just a niche for rich kids flexing on TikTok, you were *wrong*🚀! Word on the street is this new piece of tech wizardry is gonna cost more than a Gucci bag for a phone that folds in half. Imagine paying more for your phone than your rent! 🏠💀 "Honestly, I just wanted to charge $999, but the board said stonks," a not-so-anonymous Samsung developer said while conducting a seance to predict profits. 😂👻 Meanwhile, Apple is over there like 🥴 “You can’t afford the new iPhone, fam!” Drake is just pointing at his bank account, knowing he's about to drop his next album on that sweet, sweet Galaxy cash! 💰📱 So, if you’re ready to *really* flex on the ‘gram with those folding capabilities, just remember: it’s all fun and games until your phone doesn’t fold right and you’re stuck with a chunky brick of *cope* in your pocket! 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, all phones will be flipping like pancakes at a diner, and you’ll need a degree in origami just to use one! 🤡📉 #GalaxyBrain #ThisIsFine