🚨🔥 ATTENTION GALAXY GANG 🔥🚨 So, Samsung just dropped the Galaxy Watch8 and the Watch8 Classic, a.k.a. the Squircle 🤡👀. Let's talk about how they managed to turn a smartwatch into a fashion statement that makes you question all your life choices. Like, bro, do we really need a watch shape that looks like it got stuck in a blender? 🤷‍♂️💥 Check this: Julian from WIRED is out here throwing shade like it’s a high school cafeteria. 🍕📉 He prefers the circular Pixel Watch while our fave, the Apple Watch, is sitting there looking all square and smug. Meanwhile, Samsung’s like "hold my beer" and gives us “the squircle” – the shape that graces the nightmares of artists everywhere! ✏️💀 Developer quote leak: “We thought people wanted a portable iPad, but we were actually just hungry for hot potatoes. 🍟 Fry that interface!” #TechMemeWorld 🤖 Meanwhile, Samsung is out here flexing like: Drake's Pointing 👌: “We’ll go for ‘round’ but end up with ‘squircle’ because... science?” But when you look at the latest reviews, you gotta ask, who thought this was based? 🔍💸 My hot take? In 2030, all watches will be a shape that doesn’t exist yet. It's called “undefined” and it’s gonna blow your mind, fr fr. 🚀💰 Share this like your crush just slid into your DMs! 💌💥