🚨🔥Breaking Tech News Alert!🔥🚨 👀 So, mark your calendars (or don’t, it’s probably just a placeholder) because Samsung is about to serve us another hot dish at their annual Galaxy Unpacked event! 🍽️✨ Set to possibly drop on July 9 at 10 AM ET in the land of bagels and hot dogs 🌭 (yeah, NYC, we see you!), we’re here for the galaxy of chaos! Samsung’s gonna flex their Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 like they’re the hottest kids in class, while the rest of the foldable fam watches in envy 😎📱. Rumor has it they might even throw in the Galaxy Z Fold Ultra because why not flex like you’re playing 4D chess while everyone else is still struggling with checkers? 💬 “When in doubt, just slap AI on everything,” said an imaginary developer, as they log their 1,000th hour on Unreal Engine. Stonks rising, baby! 📈💰💀 And wait for it: Gemini Live is apparently lurking in the shadows! Is it a groundbreaking AI or just Samsung’s version of a corporate buzzword bingo? You decide! 🤖😱 Hot take: The Z Fold 8 will be released before this event even happens because #TimeIsAnIllusion 😂. So, who’s ready to be *more broke* than ever? 🚀💸💔 Like, share, and make your friend suffer the FOMO of wanting to buy a $2,000 folded tech masterpiece!