🚨👀 Listen up, tech enthusiasts and cringe skeptics alike! Samsung’s Galaxy Unpacked 2025 is around the corner, and it’s raining foldables, people! ☔📱💥 Get ready for the Galaxy Z Fold 7, Z Flip 7, and the desperately awaited Z Flip 7 FE! More folds than your grandma’s linen closet! 🥴💀 But wait, are we really screaming “STONKS!” for these phones? Or are we just folding into the void? Samsung needs to convince us AGAIN why we should empty our wallets for these expensive origami devices. Is it because they promise to be thinner and lighter? 🙄📏 I'm screaming “This is fine” while my bank account weeps. And let’s not forget the upcoming Galaxy Watch 8 series! Because nothing screams “I’m doing great” like strapping a $400 watch that barely tells time ⌚🤡. Leaked specs are popping up like bad TikTok trends, and sources say a Samsung developer was overheard saying, “Dude, just put a couple of cool features in there and charge them extra” 🤖💸. Mark your calendars, fam! 🗓️ July 9th at 10 AM ET! But here's my wild prediction: Samsung will announce the Z Fold 8, and it’ll come with foldable AR! You’ll literally fold reality and pop into another dimension... at a staggering price of $2,999. No cap. GET. HYPED! 🚀🔥