🚨🔥 Hold onto your foldables, fam! Samsung just dropped their Galaxy Unpacked 2025 bombs, and lemme tell ya, it’s spicier than your mom’s chili! 🌶️🤪 **Introducing: The Galaxy Z Fold 7**—now thinner than your excuses for not replying to your crush! At a mind-bending **4.2mm** thick, it's practically a pancake 🥞, but here’s the tea: NO S PEN! 😱💔 Yeah, it's like taking a knife to a spoon fight! 🥄🔪 👀 **Also, forget about those measly screens!** New Fold's got a HUGE 6.5-inch outer display and an 8-inch inner display that honestly makes my brain hurt 🤯. Meanwhile, it’s powered by the Snapdragon 8 Elite which sounds fancy until you realize it still can’t find your lost AirPods. 🙃 But wait, there’s more! 📦 16GB of RAM (which you’ll never actually use) and a **200MP rear camera** you *definitely* don’t need to take photos of your cat. 🐱✨ "We innovated so much this time," said the imaginary Samsung dev, “that I almost forgot my lunch!” 🍔 lol. **Hot take coming in HOT**: In 2027, people will stop using phones entirely and just communicate telepathically through Galaxy Buds (no cap). Brace yourselves, the future is 🔮🥴! SHARE this chaos or cope & seethe in silence! 💀🔥 #SamsungSlam #NoCap