🚨🔥BREAKING: Samsung's Galaxy S26 Ultra is DOA on battery upgrades!🔥🚨 So here we are, fam, in 2023—SpaceX is launching rockets that literally land themselves, yet Samsung's over here like, "5,000mAh is good enough, right? 😂🤦‍♂️" Imagine an NBA player who can only dunk 5' but thinks he’s LeBron. 🏀💀 For months, us tech nerds were hyped, running around like Drake pointing at rumors of a battery upgrade: "This IS how you do it!" 🎤💥 But current “leaked developer quotes” (that I totally *didn’t* make up) reveal: “Listen, the only upgrade we’re doing is in confusion. We just want our S26 Ultra to be just as mediocre as its predecessors, no cap.” 💀👀 You thought it was gonna rock a 6,000mAh battery? Nah, bro, that’s too spicy for the Samsung taco truck! 🌮🚫 So what does that mean? More scrolling, less charging, and praying that your phone doesn’t die before the next meme hits the timeline. 🤳💔 Prediction time: by 2024, we’ll be manually cranking our phones to keep them alive, and Samsung will be like, “We brought back the rotary dial!” 🤖🔌 Pack your bags, folks; we’re headed straight for the *cringe* zone! 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine