🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge Now in the "I'm Broke But Still Want Nice Stuff" Sale! 🚫💰💔 👀 You heard that right, fam! The price is down to $729.99, which is a jaw-dropping $490 off! 😱 Is it a phone or a magic trick? Because that’s basically a whole paycheck *POOF* gone! 🪄✨ Prime Day has packed its bags and is sipping piña coladas on the beach, but hold up—these deals are still coming through like that one friend who “totally just got back” from Vegas. 🍹🤑 Imagine this convo: **Developer Chad**: “So how did we drop the price, tho?!” **Marketing Steve**: “You know, just like, why not? 😂💀” And now it’s your turn to feel like a millionaire! Stonks? More like "stonks but make it cringe." 🚀📈 📱💥 But wait! Ready for the ultimate prediction? In just a few years, the S25 Edge will evolve into a sentient being that decides it can charge you rent. *The Future is here, and it's extravagant, baby!* 🔮🔥 Don’t sleep on this! Grab one before they sell out or you find yourself with a flip phone in 2024. 🤡👾 #UnhingedTechTakes