📱💤 *YAWN ALERT* 🚨 Samsung just cranked the snooze-level up to 10 with their Galaxy Z Fold 7 comeback tour 🤡💸 But wait, there's more—your old flip phones might just fetch you a cool $1,000 if you trade ‘em in 🔥. It’s like giving your grandma’s rotary phone a reality TV glow-up! 🤖✨ But let’s be real—who needs a foldable phone when you can just use a normal phone that doesn't bend like a soggy noodle? 🤷‍♂️💔 “Hey Samsung, why don't you just fold this offer into the trash?” 💀 No cap, these trade-ins are basically a ‘stonks’ meme waiting to happen. 📈 This is fine… only if you’re rich and love flexing on your friends with tech that costs more than my rent! 🤑💰 👀 “What if we offered free storage upgrades to distract people from our grossly overpriced devices?” - Random Samsung Developer in a secret Twitter group 🐦💬 So here’s the 🔥 UNHINGED hot take: In 2025, Samsung will be selling holographic phones powered by your unresolved childhood trauma. Watch out, Apple. They're coming for your neck with their *galaxy brain* tech! 🚀💥