🚨👀 *BREAKING NEWS* – Samsung is gearing up to drop the GIGA-CHAD of smartphones 🔥🔥 with the Galaxy S26 and it’s about to be *lit* 🔥💯! Reports are flying around like your mom’s Wi-Fi connection during Netflix binge 🚀 that Sammy is tossing in M14 display panels in an effort to flex harder than your aunt at Thanksgiving 💪. 🔥 You heard that right; it’s the “I’m-so-sick-of-iPhone tryna copy us” tour! 🤡💀💰 “Look, we know you can't keep up with our *flex* technology, but here’s a screen so bright it blinds you AND makes your ex cry,” said a *leaked Samsung developer* 🤖, probably while playing League of Legends. Just imagine: your Galaxy S26 with a display that makes you feel like you're staring into the Tesseract 💫. Meanwhile, Apple is probably sweating harder than a kid on the last day of school, seeing their *iPhone 17 Pro* as just another overpriced brick with a fruit logo 🍏💀. Prediction time: By 2025, Apple will just be selling *screens* without the phone! Stonks? More like *stonks down the drain* 💸. #Cringe #Based #ThisIsFine