🌌💥 Hold onto your folding phones, fam! Samsung just put Apple in a WHEELCHAIR again in global smartphone shipments! 🎉📦💥 Why, you ask? Cuz that shiny new Galaxy Z Fold 7 swooped in like it's Tony Stark at a tech show, flexing those hinges like they're at a yoga retreat. 🧘‍♂️🔥 While Apple's sitting there like Drake denying he's ever picked a bad phone (we all remember the iPhone 7, fam 😬), Samsung's out here dropping FOLDABLE heat like it’s the last season of Game of Thrones! 🐉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We shoved so much tech goodness into that Fold 7, it practically folds itself—unlike Apple’s innovation, which folds under pressure. No cap!" 🤖💀 Meanwhile, the smartphone market is as stable as a house of cards in a windstorm 🌪️. Samsung's only ahead because they’ve mastered the art of cramming features in there. Apple, get your act together, or you'll be counting stonks like *this is fine* meme! 🤷‍♂️💸 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will release the iPhone 20 Fold, and it’ll literally just be a stack of credit card debt. 🍏💳🚀 Share this before the cringe sets in! 💀📱