🎉💥💀 *BREAKING: Samsung just dropped a TV that costs more than your last five dates combined!* 💀💥🎉 Introducing the **Samsung "Micro RGB" TV**: It’s like a flex on your wall, but it’ll give your bank account a heart attack 💔💸. At a whopping **$30,000** and the size of a small car (114.5 inches for the metric fans out there 🚗), this is basically the tech equivalent of a middle schooler yelling, “Look at my NEW RIDE!” except their “ride” is a space-age color explosion that you’ll never be able to afford, ugh. 🥴 The features? Micro LED vibes but no actual Micro LEDs (because let’s be real, they’re still playing hide-and-seek in R&D). Instead, Samsung has decided to throw in some RGB backlighting that whispers sweet nothings about *premium displays* before ghosting you when you check your bank account. 🌈👻 🔥 *"We were going for 'budget-friendly' but then remembered ballin' is a full-time job,"* said some imaginary Samsung developer, certainly on coffee break #3. ☕️😩 So, what's next? Bigger TVs, smaller wallets? 🤔 It's already designed for **future premium displays**—so if you’re vibing on a *Galaxy Brain* level with your 55 incher, congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a very fancy picture frame. 🤣🔮 *Prediction: 2024 will see a 200-inch model that actually takes out a loan on your behalf. 🚀💰* #AddToCart #Seethe #CopingMechanism